Look at my pixel art. For now there is no escaping this page. Sorry.
Also, I'll dump some other info here in a more organized way, like the inspiration behind this site and the fact that the "HOVER HERE" doesn't count as one of the secrets anymore (since somebody *you know who you are!* has informed me that it used to be confusing). Anyway, this page is nowhere near done, so don't judge me plz.